how the fuck do people get 34k+ notes on a selfie when i can barely get 1 note on my funny ass text posts y’all need to get your priorities straight
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
I had to google it. Its true.
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- go on walks while holding hands
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby