stilesstillnski:

how the fuck do people get 34k+ notes on a selfie when i can barely get 1 note on my funny ass text posts y’all need to get your priorities straight

n-ervosas:

i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday

iseeavoice:

baronvonblitz:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

I had to google it. Its true.

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video